Darth Poon
Music (The Imperial March) by John Williams
Lyrics by Tim Wong and Chris Yu

here he comes Darth Poon, Darth Poon
bringing fear and pain and doom
with his reactions
of carbons and hydrogens
he overthrew our grades
our fates are sealed for sure
with our poor memories of
organic chemistry

oh my God I am so screwed
I remember a reaction or two
ketones react with LDA
to form an enolate
or wait, is that really true?
it's 5 o'clock and I've got a test
at 8, and I know my best
just ain't gonna get me through

finally, I got my test back
I have to say, my GPA is sacked
Darth Poon owned me once again
the Force is too strong in him
Yoda said, "OCHeM skills you lack"

Darth Poon and ochem have brought us doom