Splish Splash
Music by Bobby Darin
Lyrics by Sarah Martin

splish splash it was on an ice bath
crystals were nowhere in sight
well I waited and I stood
while it reacted in the hood
thinking everything was alright.

well I put the beaker down
and I opened my drawer
turned around too quickly
then it fell to the floor and then
splish splash
there goes another flask
it's always such a bore doing extraction from the floor

splishin and a'splashin
burnin and observin'
pipetting then forgetting
crystalizin' synthesizing!
YEAH

big bang! I dropped the whole thang
it splattered all over the floor
flip flop! I was sent to get a mop
with a stern look from Dr. Moeur

there was Kathy B and I'm Sarah Lou
good golly Miss Molly was even there too!
and it was splish splash
there goes another flask
it's always such a bore doing extraction from the floor

splishin and a'splashin
burnin' and observin'
pipetting then forgetting
crystalizin' synthesizing!
YEAH

well I could be makin' big bucks
but I'm just losing product
let's strike a deal
why don't you gimme some of your yield
splishin and a'splashin
pipetting then forgetting
splish splash!