Pass OChem
Music by Donny Osmund and Chorus
Lyrics by Andrew Chen, Christine Wong, Dallas Yew, Rosalind Wu
Andrew: Let's get down to Ochem- there's a test real soon Christine: I don't get this problem ...where is doctor Poon? Dallas: Does the enolate attack this bond
Or am I just so confused? Rozz: Oh my gosh, what am I gonna do?
Five minutes till seven
It's about to start
Hands are shaking badly
Why am I not smart?
It's the hardest test I’ve ever seen
And I haven't got a clue
Wish I had some more time to review
Rozz: I'm never gonna get an A Dallas: Say goodbye to those who knew me Christine: Boy, was I a fool in school for sleeping in! Andrew: This test's got us scared to death Rozz: Hope this doesn't leave me crying Dallas: Now I really wish I did that problem set!
CHORUS
Pass Ochem
We must write swift as a motorcycle
Pass Ochem
With all the formulas memorized
Pass Ochem
With all the tables and graphs in mind
Mysterious as the dark side of the Poon
Andrew: Time has gone by too fast, and I'm still not done Christine: What did you put down for problem number one? Dallas: I'm unsuited for this Ochem test Rozz: But I did give it my best ALL: Hope the curve, saves my ass once again!